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Joke of the Day

"There's no place like home. (to poop)"

"Did you hear about the dog who had sleep apnea? He had to get a C-PUP machine."

"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!"

"Once upon a time there was a Z & D. Then someone tipped Z over. The ND."

"Today's my cake day! And I'm going to eat it too!"

"Did you grow up on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise cock"

"What kind of bees make milk, not honey? Boo(bees)"

"My mom just sent me a friend request on Facebook. This Is a typical ""no right answer"" type of situation."

"What do you call a fat computer A dell"

"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake."