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Joke of the Day

"Falling vending machines kill more people per year than sharks. I've never even seen a shark near a vending machine."

"What does Batman put in his drink? Just ice"

"Did you hear about the infection who made a Youtube video? He went viral..."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he's out standing in his field."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into the bar. The bar tender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"What's Elon Musk's favorite band? The Cult."

"Lost both my arms in an accident. The whole incident left me utterly humerless."

"Breaking news: A helicopter has crash landed into a cemetery in Ireland The pilots didn't survive, and so far local police have recovered 956 bodies."

"What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together? A receding hare-line."

"What's black, blue, and hates having sex? The ten year old in my trunk."