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Joke of the Day

"I slept with a slut that liked to twist words... I forget her name, so I just refer to her as ""Whorenadoe"""

"If Jennifer Lawrence was a poet, what would her name be? Maya Ingenue"

"""Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."" In which case, there sure are a lot of amnesiacs on this subreddit."

"I'm so good at cutting things into little pieces and showing them who's boss I **decimate** tests."

"[Arouses Suspicion] Suspicion: I don't want to ruin our friendship."

"BREAKING: Millions of young white girls scream themselves unconscious as the new iPhone color is revealed to be Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"Writing a Play I'm gonna write a musical made up of only puns and call it ""A Play On Words"""

"Why doesn't Achilles have any scars? His wounds always heel."

"""love is the most powerful force in the universe"" wrong! huge explosions are"

"What do you call Abby who lives in the city? Downtown Abby"