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Joke of the Day

"A cannibal and his son saw a pretty girl in the forest The son said: ""Dad, can we eat her?"" The dad said: ""No, son. We take her home and eat your mother"""

"Why did Vladimir fall off his bike? He was rushin"

"I moved to the south, people are different here. I started a conversation with a midget, but had to walk away. He was a little racist."

"Why couldn't the post-it note make it to his son's birthday party? Because he was stuck at the office!"

"Lochte: My record is the most credible, because... IM the world record holder."

"What makes a juice joke so funny? The punchline"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!"

"What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up."

"I got kicked out of the casino in Las Vegas. I didn't cheat. I just misunderstood what the craps table was for."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !"