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Joke of the Day

"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."

"If you tell me I can only have sex with your sister over your dead body, your funeral is going to be awkward for some of your family."

"That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat."

"Dear guy lighting bottle rocket fuses with a cigarette that's still in your mouth, You're going as a pirate for Halloween."

"How do you get negative inflation ? Deflation."

"What did the leper say to the hooker? You can keep the tip."

"Finally figured out why even smart people fall for click bait..."

"The economy is so bad... even the rope splicer can't make ends meet."

"This one time in high school I was called to the front of the class while I had hardest boner I ever had. It was the only time I thanked God for giving me a micro penis."

"When someone asks me if I'm busy, it always sounds like a trick question."