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Joke of the Day
"How do you get negative inflation ? Deflation."
Next Joke
"Small girl: I'd buy that dog but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why all four of them touch the floor."
"A particle walks into a bar, but nobody is there. So he waves."
"Knock knock I can't believe you felt for it :)"
"What happens when you eat fireworks? Your hair comes out in bangs."
"I've said it before and I'll say it again... I've said it before."
"If Violets were Orange, poetry would be a lot more challenging."
"[in the woods] Me: *rescues a deer from a bear trap* Deer: I have a boyfriend"
"Hubby has an alarm app where you can record your own sounds or music to wake up to. I just changed his to ""THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!"""
"Survey gone wrong.. or right?? On a survey for 'which conditioner you use?' 99% of the womens said 'aaahhhhhh.....get out of my shower!!!!'"