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Joke of the Day
"What did the leper say to the hooker? You can keep the tip."
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"My girlfriend told me to stop singing wonderwall. I said maybe..."
"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry ... haven't ""they"" heard that ""seven days without food makes one weak?"""
"Classic joke at my Catholic High School I went up to a man and said ""Jesus is the messiah"" He said ""No way"" I said ""Yah-weh"""
"My girlfriend is a pornstar... She's going to be so pissed off when she finds out."
"I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science."
"What is the most popular vehicle in South America? They drive alpacars."
"I always carry a pair of shades with me because you never know when you might see a dead body & say something cool"
"What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp? Banned from /r/news"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? ""How long have you been having this phantasy?"""