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Joke of the Day

"The economy is so bad... even the rope splicer can't make ends meet."

"What do you call a group of squids? a *squad*"

"Let's play ""Is it an adjective or a verb?"" I love fucking pickles!"

"What goes ""Clip""? A one legged horse!"

"How are women like tornadoes? At first there's lots of blowing and sucking, then your house is gone."

"What do you call a pickled female deer? A dilldoe."

"What's the hardest part about being a vegan? Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds."

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."

"How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale? Weasley twins are 50% off"

"I'd tell a chemestry joke but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."