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Joke of the Day
"Today, I took a shower You have no idea how hard it was to get it out of Home Depot."
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"I came across the most beautiful girl i've ever seen today at the supermarket.. She wasn't the least bit happy, even after I offered to clean it all up and buy her a new top.."
"Batman doesn't kill. Wayne Enterprises is a defense contractor. Guy is conflicted about the wrong things."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Arrr Matey!"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"
"What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common? In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free."
"What do you call a bunch of gay guys in a bowl for breakfast? Queerios"
"[walks into Halloween party with a hot dog taped to my head] ""What are you supposed to be?"" ME: I'm not wearing a costume"
"Hey baby, can I take your derivative.... So I can lay tangent to those curves."