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Joke of the Day

"Today, I took a shower You have no idea how hard it was to get it out of Home Depot."

"The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing."

"Only 90s kids will get this DEEZ NUTS"

"My wife went to the East Indies for her holidays. Jakarta? No, she went by plane."

"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless"

"A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck."

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted"

"""Tom Brady did nothing wrong"" is Boston's ""The Confederate Flag isn't really about slavery."""

"Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally? He was trying to hold the door"

"I put the ""native"" in descriminative... Wait, that's not good."