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Joke of the Day

"I put the ""native"" in descriminative... Wait, that's not good."

"I'm starving. I haven't eaten all year."

"My cock-eyed professor had a really bad day today. His pupils got way out of line. It made him so angry that he couldn't see straight."

"Don't take a shower when you're drunk. The curtain does not support you when you fall. Trust me."

"So my math teacher asked what I did over Thanksgiving... (-1)/8"

"For some reason, the Disney movie ""101 Dalmatians"" was much more popular than it's sequel ""Picking up Dog Shit for Eternity."""

"What do you call it when someone is raped by a bunch of ghosts? Boo-kakke"

"All men approve of premarital sex......until they have a daughter."

"What should you do if you're being attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler!"

"Want to get your kids attention and make sure they hear what you say? Start whispering something to your spouse."