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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally? He was trying to hold the door"
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"Stop saying I'm my own worst enemy. My worst enemy is Johan, from the stables; I want him dismissed, but he's curried such favor with father"
"This recent question was presented to a German national: What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany? Uncertainty or indifference?' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'"
"Why is acne better than a catholic priest? At least acne waits till a kid is 14 to come on his face."
"""Blow me."" -Soup."