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Joke of the Day

"My wife went to the East Indies for her holidays. Jakarta? No, she went by plane."

"Butt sex is a lot like spinach Even with butter, children don't like it."

"What does a Muslim magician say before his trick? Araba-cadabra"

"What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations? They both tend to shoot up schools."

"I'm sick of numbers defining who I am. * My GPA * My weight * My 1st degree murder convictions * My grades * My SAT scores These things are not who I am."

"Apparently, ""I had an interview with a better company"" is not an acceptable reason for being late for work."

"How many redditors does it take to make a good joke? Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost."

"Vagina jokes are not funny Period."

"Why did the motorcycle fall asleep? It was two-tired."

"My wife just opened my car door for me. Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph."