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Joke of the Day

"The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing."

"My doctor said i shouldn't just binge drink all weekend. I tried taking his advice but can't drink a bottle of Jack Daniels every day."

"What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."

"After my prostate exam.... After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came. At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: ""Who the fuck was that?"""

"Why was the French chef sent to prison? He was convicted of crepe."

"Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor? The doctor said it was all in her head"

"What's brown and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"

"""Yogurt!"" Gurt: ""Yes?"""

"Husband catchs pregnant woman eating grass, what is it? Just pregnancy desire"

"[me narrating a documentary about grasshoppers] And here we see these little liars hopping on sand."