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Joke of the Day
"Where do otters come from? Otter Space!"
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"Got a great book of Ebay ""How To Improve Your memory"" But for the life of me I can not remember where I left the fucking thing"
"spider-man, spidre-man,. does watever a spider can: has two legs., he can talk. wat kind of spider bit this guy"
"I Hate Watching Romantic Movies at the Cinema I hate watching romantic movies at the cinema because I'm the only one who laughs, especially at those crying in front of me."
"Drunk Draft Folder Contents: ""Trees. LOL."" ""I was born once. Pickles."" ""Spice Girls"" ""Toes. Are on my feet. Both feet. Not just one."""
"Reading while sunbaking Makes you well-read"
"What did the camel toe say to the moose nuckle on New Years eve? Let's get toe up!"
"Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !"
"What do you call a black neurosurgeon? A Doctor you fucking racist."
"The kids wanted the Zero Gravity Laser Racer, a toy car that follows a laser. I handed them a flashlight and pointed at the cat."