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Joke of the Day

"I only watch ""Game of Thrones"" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch."

"""It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!"" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. "" I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."""

"What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy? Slim to nun."

"[ENEM] Complete: Hey ________ a) Jude b) I just met you c) There Delilah d) Soul sister e) Hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend"

"Essex Girl after sex! What does an Essex girl say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?"

"I think I'm gonna become a solipsist, who's with me? Wait... no one's with me."

"Kate Gosselin got rejected by Playboy. When your hoo-ha could be mistaken for the Grand Canyon, you might want to try National Geographic."

"If ever you're feeling down, and I can't be there to do it in person, just imagine me awkwardly patting your shoulder & looking at my watch."

"A C++ error walks into a bar... A C++ error walks into a bar. The bartender looks up at it and says ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve bugs here"". The error replies ""But I'm an EXCEPTION!"" Haaaaaaaaaa!"

"I bet coke addicts only get worse once they try the cherry kind."