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Joke of the Day

"I only watch ""Game of Thrones"" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch."

"15: MOM, WHERE'S MY NIRVANA SHIRT?! Me: Name THREE songs & I'll help you look for it. 15: ..."

"Monopoly I never thought that monopoly is such a realistic game until I saw Greece selling it's airport"

"Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy why do you keep coming back? Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's cooking."

"Justice In China."

"What do you call a psychic who is neither elated or depressed A happy medium"

"(First Day as Mailman) ME: *wearing a suit made out of stapled together pieces of mail* Sup? BOSS: You're supposed to deliver those. ME: No."

"[Different version] How to be insulting Never mind, you wouldn't get it"

"Britney Spears' career That's the joke."

"What do you call a group of women with small breasts An itty bitty titty committee"