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Joke of the Day
"Cephalopod humour How much does it cost to treat an ill octopus? Six Quid...."
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"So much mascara her eyes got stuck in the closed position. Too bad lipstick doesn't work that way."
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"Doctor doctor I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch."
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