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Joke of the Day
"Why hasn't there been a coup in the United States? Because they don't have a US Embassy."
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"I was nervous my first day in, so I walked up to the toughest guy in the cafeteria and knocked him out... but I lost my job as a middle school teacher"
"Why does the baker bake? Because he kneads the dough."
"""Thats a sexy little outfit your wearing"" I said. ""I bet you want my cock in you"". ""Dave"", my wife said, ""do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"""
"I like my coffee like an excellent slave Black!"
"Have a girl that everyone else dreams about, but don't dream about a girl that everyone else has."
"How are gay men like tumbleweed? They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence post in Wyoming."
"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror? Oh shit a cop!"
"Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can never find home"
"What musical group is Jesus most afraid of? Nine Inch Nails"