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Joke of the Day
"Can we install an *eyeroll* button on twitter?"
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"Yo momma is so fat Her toenails aren't painted, just redshifted"
"A joke from Italy -Dad, do farts have a weight? -I don't think so -So....well, I guess I pooped myself"
"Samuel L Jackson's kids were so lucky to have him yelling at them their whole childhood."
"Wanna be like jesus, walk on a cucumber, its 98% water, so you're 98% jesus"
"Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish."
"He died doing what he loved -- screaming for help and punching a bear."
"God Said to Phil ""Come Forth and Receive Eternal Life."" Phil came fifth and received a toaster."
"I would've thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited 'til it was dark instead."
"""Raccoons""? Oh, you mean garbage pandas?"