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Joke of the Day
"Wanna be like jesus, walk on a cucumber, its 98% water, so you're 98% jesus"
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"If you had a gun with 1 bullet and you see Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton chilling in a boat in pacific ocean who would you shoot? I'd shoot god damn fucking boat because both deserves to sink."
"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars. ...I'll see myself out."
"Why did the gay vigilante get arrested? He tried to take down a budgie smuggler."
"What kind of porn to chickens watch? Nugget porn."
"The first 1500 pictures of your kids were cute, now it's a bit much."
"What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club? Blackburn"
"Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas Because OCT 31 = DEC 25"
"Two fish in a tank... One says to the other ""how the hell do you drive this thing?!"""
"What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4."