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Joke of the Day

"God Said to Phil ""Come Forth and Receive Eternal Life."" Phil came fifth and received a toaster."

"Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands? Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA"

"*sees a shark in a homemade clam costume* That's a pretty dubious clam"

"I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses."

"Do you think Hitler got his inspiration from Hansel and Gretel? They did shove a long nosed witch into an oven."

"A man walks into a bar. He is okay he just has a minor concussion."

"What's the best was to piss off an archaeologist ? Hand him a used tampon and ask him which period it's from."

"My neighbour tells me that he's poured a trail of spiced wine all the way from my house to his. But when I go outside to check... There isn't a punch line."

"What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !"

"friend: let's meet up soon me: *in the crow's nest of a ship docking outside your house* when though"