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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma is so fat Her toenails aren't painted, just redshifted"
Next Joke
"I love Yahoo Answers because no matter how bizarre my question, someone in the world has already thought of it. And thats really comforting."
"How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle? Nail it's other hand to the floor."
"My poem I dig... You dig... We dig... He digs... She digs... They dig... Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep"
"So Chris Brown has quit music... Unsurprisingly, he has beaten Rihanna to it."
"If you can't handle me at my drunkest, you don't deserve me when I'm sober."
"I'd tell you a joke about a ghost boomerang.. But I don't want it to come back to haunt me."
"When my girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down"
"How do you make four gay people happy? You flip over a stool."
"An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute. ... her mom says ""A WHAT""?!! The daughter says ""a prostitute"". Then the mom says ""Thank god... I thought you said a Protestant"""