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Joke of the Day
"Samuel L Jackson's kids were so lucky to have him yelling at them their whole childhood."
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"There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete set of data"
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"Why are Jews noses so big? Because air is free."
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"Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic? Because everything that stays there just ends up dying."