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Joke of the Day
"Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish."
Next Joke
"The day I let a dog make decisions for me ....Is the day I go blind."
"Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery? Because you didn't know they had it."
"Are your clothes meant to scream out ""help"" when you squeeze yourself into them?"
"Why do penguins have skinny penises because they only have flippers"
"Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter? They were ravin' with Raven."
"Each and every pizza can be a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself and don't have any friends."
"Why did the musician give his daughters the same name? So he could yell ""Anna 1, Anna 2!"""
"What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!"
"I take my wife everywhere... And she still finds her way home"