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Joke of the Day

"I would've thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited 'til it was dark instead."

"What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John."

"she died doing what she loved: telling someone the difference between your and you're"

"I was going to post a pun about amphibians.... but I seem to have froggotten it."

"Whats the difference between a cockpit and a condom? you can only get one prick into a condom -Fight Club"

"If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!"

"a girl took a grilled cheese out of her purse and threw it across the street like a frisbee to me i never thought i'd be able to love again"

"At what point does a Lamb become a Sheep? When its had it's Baaaaa-Mitzvah!"

"Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City? They keep telling me to stop asking..."

"My sense of humor is so dark... ... one of these days it's going to get shot by the police."