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"Hillary Clinton hot sauce Fiery and Bernie out the back end"
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"I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out."
"I have been living with a beautiful girl for the last 2 months. Last week she found out.."
"Thanks, student loans, for getting me through school I don't think I could ever repay you"
"Best line a wing girl can give: Ranch or blue cheese?"
"What color was the Dallas shooters eyes? Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way."
"Headline: ""Russian Jet Shot Down by Turkey"" My 1st thought was, ""Holy shit the bird has gone Rambo."" I must have Thanksgiving on my mind."
"""Could you not joke about tragedies?"" my friend once said to me. Studies show that 9 out of 11 people find these kind of jokes to be offensive."
"Why was old Bilbo's body found with a massive erection? Because old hobbits die hard."
"What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow? Hi brow"