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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels? A heroine addict."
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"Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday."
"French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache."
"What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !"
"It seems those Trump supporters... Have some egg on their faces"
"""I am un-punkable!"" - Justin Bieber, 2012. ""Mister Trump, I am a valuable asset to my team and shouldn't be fired."" - Justin Bieber, 2019."
"What do you call a German Pregnancy? A kinder surprise"
"America was declared the country with most busty people. In the both genders category."
"This is Major Tom to Ground Control. This protocol is bad. Why is it we are singing to each other? It's no wonder our funding has gone away."
"I saw Death walking out of my house today... I guess Grandma won. Again."