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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a house that changes every month? A Werehouse."

"There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Stoned wife wants you to rate her joke Do you remember the type of animal that has a memory that is the opposite of an elephant's? ... I forgot"

"What do you call a baby Muslim? A hand grenade."

"Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES? Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA."

"The only difference between politics and religion is whether the hope is for this life, or the next."

"My wife's cooking is incredible! With a silent 'cr'"

"Received definitive proof I'm going blind AND senile this morning as I just attempted to pinch zoom the newspaper."

"My cousins baby child keeps pointing at me and saying 'cat'"

"I was so touched last week when a shopkeeper handed my 3yo a donut without checking with me, that today I gave his teen a bag of heroin."