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Joke of the Day
"What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women."
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"Apple is hiring McDonald's employees.... .....Do you want a Dongle with that?"
"Give a man a jacket, and he'll be warm for a week. Teach a man to jacket, and he'll stay inside for months."
"I babysat for the first time and it was just non-stop screaming. Next time I'll look before I lie down on the couch."
"If it was the choice between having the last pizza on earth or the last sex on earth, which toppings would you have on your pizza."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a pooh"
"A man is standing on the top of a tall building about to commit suicide... ...when a physicist at the bottom shouts up, ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"A dyslexic Sanders supporter was kicked out of the botanical gardens He kept trying to peel the ferns."
"What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home? Cantaloupe"