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Joke of the Day
"What's a great thing to do in Fresno? Leave."
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"Her: Oh, please... You'll make a pass at anything in a skirt. Me: Yeah, last night a Scotsman nearly killed me!"
"I have better things to do with my time than my job."
"I caught a friend betting on a hospitalized children's limbo contest... When I confronted him, I asked, ""HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?"""
"If you get nervous at a nude beach, just imagine everyone in their underwear."
"What do you call two lepers in a spar? Soup"
"What's the difference between feminists and sumo wrestlers Sumo wrestlers shave their legs"
"I find that the secret to not being insecure is to just be better than everybody at everything while being incredibly good looking."
"NORTH WEST KIM AND KANYE HAVE DECIDED TO NAME THE BABY 'NORTH'. I WONDER IF THE BABY WAS CONCIEVED AT THE MILE HIGH CLUB ON NORTH WEST AIRLINES"
"Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said ""concentrate""! "