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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Unemployed."
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"""I don't belong here"" - dreadlock on a white guy"
"The 30-second elevator ride without cell service or Wi-Fi is by far the most terrifying part of my day."
"A man is complaining about his girlfriend in the late 17th century... Man: ""She's just a complete witch."" Not sure if it's an old joke, but I came up with this one at the bathroom."
"QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week."
"I caught my wife having sex with another man with the lights on I didn't know had married a man!"
"Are you ready for TheDivision's upcoming DLC? TheAddition? If not, you might like its already-existing-but-cut-for-later content TheSubstraction."
"Two cannibals are eating a comedian ""Does this guy taste a little funny to you?"""
"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from camp."
"""conference"" comes from the Latin ""con"" meaning ""together with"" and ""ference"" meaning ""the worst people on earth"""