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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh"
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"How did Hellen Keller burn her ear? She answered the iron."
"*Opens Twitter*.....scrolls 4356 tweets....*checks for abs*"
"Hope my marriage can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan."
"Nerd play Q:What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con? A: Close encounters of the nerd kind"
"Are news readers secretly insulting you? **Moron this story later.**"
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field"
"Why do I always seem to start my day backwards? I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake"
"if you are riding a jet ski in the desert and you pop a tire, how many pancakes does it take to bury the dog? purple, because the ice cream is boneless."
"the bottom half of my legs are really interesting they're knee-toe"