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Joke of the Day

"Hope my marriage can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan."

"There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand hexadecimal, F the rest."

"What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Robin, get in the car."""

"In Colorado you're American In Juarez you're a Mexican. In the bathroom European."

"My Muslim friend. I have a friend who used to be a Muslim, now he's an atheist, I guess he was done with that Shiite."

"What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies? Suge Knight Shyamalan."

"Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin..."

"How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer? Dos"

"What is James Bonds code name when he is abroad? +4407"

"""Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"" -""A little early isn't it, Woody?"" -""For a beer?"" -""No, for stupid questions."""