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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind it"

"Teen smoking is down 35 percent from when I was a kid. Unfortunately, so is teen ""coolness."""

"There's nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you're home alone at 1 am...and you don't have children..."

"How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem? Glue a sandwich on the ceiling."

"There should be an ""oh my god, shut up already"" button."

"Missed Connection: You were attractive. I awkwardly overreacted to your presence."

"How do supernatural entities cum? They have poltergasms"

"Why does the alphabet like to piss on the periodic table? Because it's elemental pee!"

"two snakes in the desert Two snakes are crossing the desert. After a while one says to the other: Slow down, lets rest, i cant feel my feet."