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Joke of the Day
"Are news readers secretly insulting you? **Moron this story later.**"
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"*everybody gasps as I drop the baby* Oh no was it expensive?"
"Dear girls who take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses & label the caption ""Geek lol"" You're not a geek, you're a whore who found glasses"
"My friend David got his id stolen... We call him Dav now!"
"What's Mario's favorite fruit? Peach."
"I'm sorry I stabbed all your tires, but in my defense you flirted with me and then said you were just kidding."
"A Quebecer staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. ""Black pepper, or white pepper?"" asked the concierge. ""Toilette pepper!"" yelled the Quebecer."
"ME: Take care of my cat while I'm away? HITMAN: [screwing on silencer] No problem."
"Two crows fall in love, move in together, start a family. The perfect murder."
"Why are there so few professional pedophiles? Most of them prefer playing in the minors."