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Joke of the Day
"Are news readers secretly insulting you? **Moron this story later.**"
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"[interview] Your resume says you have a ""take no prisoners attitude"". You know you are applying to be a corrections officer, right?"
"How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have? Nun"
"What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"
"Husband: Have you lost weight? Me: About 10 lbs H: Who you trying to look good for? *wink M: You don't know him. He's on Twitter..."
"Where is Macau? In m'field"
"Who hasn't had Somalian food? Somalian children"
"Never telling another baby goat joke again. I'm not kidding."
"Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!"
"instagram me like one of your drunk girls"