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"Eat food with the fridge open in front of the other food to establish dominance as well as prepare for the next feeding."
"Breaking news: We can all tell Kanye something Because we're still waiting for him to get his money right"
"Why were George and Lennie sad? (Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D"
"For every male action, there is a female overreaction..."
"What happened to the Marine that took a laxative? He was relieved of doodie."
"Its easier to be friends with people online."
"Isn't it ironic that crocodiles like water and people who wear Crocs are douchbags. Ok, maybe I don't know what ironic means."
"What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met? IDK"
"[Office] Secretary: Mr. Grey will see you now. Anastasia Steele: I have a ridiculous name."