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Joke of the Day

"Nerd play Q:What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con? A: Close encounters of the nerd kind"

"The first guy that paid for life insurance died never knowing if it was a scam."

"Life is too short for my book of 5 letter words."

"I was once offered a role in a gay porno But in the audition, I blew it"

"What are the four most common types of states of matter? Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives."

"I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children. They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!"

"Q: What type of monster really loves dance music? A: The boogieman."

"I submitted a group of puns to a pun judging contest hoping one of them would win. No pun in ten did."

"My 17yo pretends he doesn't understand how the washer works when I ask him to do the laundry Congrats, you're finally a man"

"Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q"