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Joke of the Day

"Nerd play Q:What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con? A: Close encounters of the nerd kind"

"Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned? He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway."

"How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb? **None** *Let the bitch cook in the dark.*"

"I told my gay friend I could turn fruits into vegetables... He said ""prove it."" So I pushed him off the balcony."

"What do people in Colorado eat on 3/14/15? Pot pie."

"What is a Muslim baby's first word? ""Revenge!"""

"What do you call sex with a black person? Beastiality."

"What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall? Dam!"

"I'm gonna nail horseshoes on my nikes and gallop behind joggers"