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Joke of the Day

"What does Sonic say during Ramadan? Gotta go fast"

"Becoming a garbage man isn't hard.... you just pick it up as you go along. ^^^*I'm* ^^^*terribly* ^^^*sorry*"

"Why can't you find pirates in Kansas? They all live in Arkansas"

"Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't? The dime had more cents."

"Hey baby, are you a gorilla exhibit? Coz I wanna drop a baby into you."

"Why can't you have two Apple watches? Because then it would be a pair (pear)!"

"It's been a great year, it fact, it was so great... I remember like it was yesterday."

"What is brown and sticky? a stick"

"I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there's that...."

"you used to call me on my nokia phone"