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Joke of the Day
"Why is Jesus so rich? Because Jesus saves."
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"Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet? it doesn't need cleaned."
"A man comes home to his wife ""honey,"" he says, ""pack your bags. I just won the lottery!"" ""That's amazing! What should I pack?"" ""I don't care. Just pack your bags and get the fuck out of here."""
"Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?"
"What did the astrophysicist say to the quark? You matter."
"Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew."
"When I see battlestar gallactica, I feel this! Cylons are bunch of mean girls."
"A good way to meet a lot of cops is to put a ""Baby On Board"" sticker on a picnic basket tied to a motorcycle."
"What kind of tea do wealthy people own? Proper-Tea"
"Why don't single women fart? Because they only get assholes once they're married."