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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? You can eat a bowling ball."

"why did the plant cross the road? it can't, its a plant. DUH"

"Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors. Because they were Veteran Aryans."

"No thanks, World Cup. If I wanted to watch dudes run around for 3 hours and leave with a tie, I'd just go to Sears."

"Pupil: Sir would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!"

"What's the difference between a gun and a penis If a penis goes off in you mouth it goes limp. If a gun goes off in your mouth, you do."

"When I die I want my body donated to science Specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life."

"Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!"

"There's no easy well to tell your girlfriend that she has bad breath. I think I'm just going to stop kissing your girlfriend. edit: meant to say ""way"" instead of ""well"""

"What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? Womb raider"