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Joke of the Day
"No, YOUR stupid."
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"How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All, to save this world from the darkness."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room because its black"
"Throughout the history of espionage, the phrase ""We have ways of making you talk."" Has yet to be used on a woman."
"I still see some of my ex-girlfriends. Well, not so much see, more like...watch."
"I have ADHD. Yup, high-definition TV in the years after the birth of Jesus."
"Did you hear they are still going to run the New York Marathon? Phelps is the favourite."
"Free air! (Help yourself.)"
"Her: Eckspecially. Me: *walks away*"
"No one told him Syria borders Iraq Why did Obama provide weapons to Al-Qaeda in Syria"