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Joke of the Day
"No, YOUR stupid."
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"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard. What else would it be? (Courtesy of ""True Detective"" screenplay writers)"
"54% of IKEA purchases end in divorce."
"I cheated a guy in poker so he burnt down my house. I guess you could say it was a conflagration"
"Or any other Lie! Bro1: Why are you upset? Bro2: I text my GF but she doesn't reply back Bro1: Don't be upset bro, she may doesn't see it, or his mobile dead or she was sleeping or any other lie..."
"Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? ""Na"""
"Who has the most karma on Reddit? Buddha."
"what do you call a deer with no eyes? 'No idea.....' 'What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?' 'Still no idea.......' My all time favourites :)"
"During an argument with my wife, she dropped the old ""why did you even marry me?"" line. Apparently ""Your sister was already taken"" was not the right answer."
"Do you want to hear a racist joke? Donald Trump"