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Joke of the Day

"Or any other Lie! Bro1: Why are you upset? Bro2: I text my GF but she doesn't reply back Bro1: Don't be upset bro, she may doesn't see it, or his mobile dead or she was sleeping or any other lie..."

"What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party? Traditional gender rolls."

"Hey Seattle do you want to win a Superbowl???? "" No thanks we'll pass!! """

"If you ever feel like you're bad at your job, remember At least you don't work in polling"

"Studies show there is actually intelligent DNA in women. But unfortunately most of them spit it out."

"Ever heard of the blind hooker? You really gotta hand it to 'er."

"Welcome to Passive Aggressive Club. We all got here early, but you just take your time."

"He already ruined your mascara, don't let him ruin your night."

"At a funeral Visitor: what's the wifi password here? Priest: Respect the Dead. Visitor: all small letters...?"

"Chuck Norris launch a bomb. It makes 263 deaths, and the bomb explode."