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Joke of the Day
"54% of IKEA purchases end in divorce."
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"Want to hear the one about my penis..? You wouldn't get it... It's too long."
"What is the Sun's favorite type of music? Sol."
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"What can I get you to drink? ""Pepsi"" Is Peps- Uh one moment please [In kitchen, to manager] I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do?"
"Sodomy has been goin on at the farm The pig squelled"