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"A blind man is tapping his way past the fish market. He stops, takes a deep breath and says, ""Good morning, ladies."""
"I figured out how to make my penis 8 inches Fold it in half"
"The reason why I only date black girls is because I don't like meeting dads."
"In Japan, they are celebrating their position as the most educated country in the world. Here in America it's National Cheeseburger Day."
"Kinda hard to feel sorry for myself when there's people out there who wax our private areas for a living."
"I'm no accountant but I'm thinking if you sold your Escalade, you could probably afford a lawnmower. Maybe even some paint for the house."
"A bunch of toilets were stolen from the police department... They have nothing to go on."
"Went on ChristianMingle .com and kept asking myself, ""Who Would Jesus Do""?"
"Batman V Superman 2: Both men agree their last battle was too destructive They settle their differences by playing Uno Loser leaves earth"