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"Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? ""Na"""
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"You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that shit."
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"Why did the Germans loose WWII? They kept Stalin around."
"Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!"
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"Aren't some of the methods used to kill people on death row... ...absolutely shocking"
"""Doctors report a new super effective painkiller."" Its axed shaped for splitting headaches!"
"Police vs Driver Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""