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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a deer with no eyes? 'No idea.....' 'What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?' 'Still no idea.......' My all time favourites :)"

"Congratulations on ""obtaining"" your yellow belt. If we're ever attacked by 3 pieces of wood being held together, you're in charge."

"Why do Republicans oppose Gay Marriage AND Obamacare? Because they hate mandates."

"Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)? They can't defend towers."

"Q: How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch."

"What's the only difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? I can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"

"My brother and I started a business manufacturing Dracula toys I have to make every second Count"

"Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow? Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille, but I'm never gonna give you UP."

"Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns? Chronic depression makes the meat a little tangy."

"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because PETA can't change anything. -A joke I found inside the game manual for Super Meat Boy for Steam."