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Joke of the Day
"Who has the most karma on Reddit? Buddha."
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"what's the difference between an elephant and a sicilian grandmother? the black dress"
"Mom always said she didn't have a favorite child, which was tough because I don't have any brothers or sisters."
"You know you're getting old when you sound like a women's tennis match just trying to get out of bed."
"What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump 's tie"
"A man was recently arrested For having sex with a van. You can say he's... vansexual."
"Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one? If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop"
"Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his van? It took him 2 hours to get his drummer out."
"Girl are you Monday because I am not looking forward to seeing you again"
"My friend Gerund is from Ingland."