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Joke of the Day

"Jenny McCarthy was wearing a jacket and gloves in Time Square on New Years Eve. I didn't know she believes in the theory of weather."

"I told my husband he really should stop masturbating. ""Why?"", he asked ""Because you're making this dinner party REALLY uncomfortable for our guests."""

"How does Hitler turn on his lights? Aulightschwitz."

"I've decided to delete my Twitter. I keep feeling that people are following me."

"I'm getting really irritated. This is the tenth ATM I've been to in the last week that's had ""insufficient funds""."

"What's darker than 3am in the morning? 12' noon in the cotton fields."

"Sorry, I can't make it. Can't find my ""goin out"" sweatpants."

"What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything? Transplants"

"What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom? A Trojan horse."

"Did you hear about the new gourmet cereal chef? His name is Golden Grahamsay."