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Joke of the Day
"What's darker than 3am in the morning? 12' noon in the cotton fields."
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"How did Helen Keller lose her arm? Trying to read the road signs!!!"
"I actually have to see a specialist for daily sex. I mean dyslexia."
"What do you call a botched circumcision? A total rip-off."
"My phone just changed CrossFit to Croissant, this phone really knows me better than any human."
"Gas dropped to 77 cents a gallon in some places in Michigan. But don't bother, it was leaded."
"American beer is like having sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water (Heard from Monty Python)"
"[Supermarket] Me: QUICK, WHERE IS YOUR FROZEN SECTION Assistant: Aisle 7 Me: GREAT [opens trench coat and 6 penguins fall out] let's go guys"
"If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it might be a grebe. Know your waterfowl."
"If con is the opposite of pro... It must mean congress is the opposite of progress."