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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new gourmet cereal chef? His name is Golden Grahamsay."

"Unexpectedly meeting a celebrity is cool, unless.... It's Chris Hansen."

"If Scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, I guarantee I'd choke to death swallowing it."

"I want my boyfriend to get a tattoo on his neck so I won't have to worry about him getting a job and not having time to hang out with me."

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"Next week I have an MRI scheduled to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia."

"What did the square say to the blob? You're out of shape."

"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society."

"There are two kinds of people in this world... 1. People who can count 2. People who can't 3. People who aren't good at telling jokes"

"Don't trust atoms, they make up everything."