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Joke of the Day

"I'm getting really irritated. This is the tenth ATM I've been to in the last week that's had ""insufficient funds""."

"Why don't rabbits make any noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls"

"A man cuts a hunk of meat from his torso and cooks it in a pan. As he bleeds out, he realises: ""I've made a big me-steak"""

"What's the most racist fraction? 3/5"

"Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie."

"My mom asks if I could help her bake bread this Christmas. She kneads me."

"Black friday, ughhhh ALL FRIDAYS MATTER!"

"What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play? GET OFF MY LAN!"

"Teacher: Fred I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !"

"A girl walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a double entendre so he gives it to her."