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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom? A Trojan horse."
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"There's a new perfume being marketed to the super rich that contains a singular ingredient... ...it's called One Pure Scent."
"Why do gorillas have such big fingers? Because they have such big nostrils."
"How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !"
"What is the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit, while odor is a whiff of.. Shit."
"Bruce Willis is working on the 5th Die Hard movie! They should call this one ""Just kill me already!!!"""
"The great fire of London in 1666 started after dropping my mixtape too hard."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... No one likes the dark ones, and the more white the others are, the richer they get."
"Why are there no owls here? I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters"
"Every timeI see a mattress tied to the top of a car, I think....there's another prostitute making a house call......"